There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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