what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just invented taco cereal.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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