i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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