I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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