mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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