I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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