but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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