how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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