Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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