we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Randomize
