dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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