Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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