chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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