these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
