What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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