I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
