I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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