Yo dont text me then not text me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My balls are so social today.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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