You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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