I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I look better un-naked...
She announced her abortion via fbk
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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