do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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