But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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