He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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