doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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