He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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