Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
why is half of my head shaved?
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