: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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