There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you will always have a special place in my vag
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need to calm my uterus...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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