i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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