yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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