Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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