Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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