It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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