Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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