Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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