I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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