i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Randomize