it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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