i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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