Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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