She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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