New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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