I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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