IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..