Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.