Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
false alarm, still single
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