It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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