when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
