They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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