Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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