Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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