it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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