Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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