Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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