you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
is wine microwaveable?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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