Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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