My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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