On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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