you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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