Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
This house was built for laser tag.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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