I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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