And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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