Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize