dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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